Story Time (Yet again!!)

One upon a time, there was a fellow named Orange Juice. Orange Juice hated the juice of an orange, so he built a castle with a moat and a corvette to keep the Orange Juice dragons out. One day, Orange Juice thought to himself, "I should make a pie". So he did.

The End.

(TOP SECRET ALTERNATE ENDING!): Orange juice sat down, and considered buying a new TV. So his mustache turned into a helicopter and he flew to Zimbabwe.